Tuesday, October 27, 2015

Oga And Madam


A man and his wife are both working and leave the house almost about the same time daily. However the wife comes back earlier than the husband.

They have 2 kids (a boy and a girl) and a house maid named Nkechi

Nkechi is the one that bathes the kids in the morning, prepares them for school including preparing their lunch and packing their lunch boxes; she is the one that waits with the kids for the bus to come and takes them into the bus; she is the one that welcomes them back from school when the bus drops them and ensures that they do their homework (if any).

While the kids are at School and Oga and Madam are at work, Nkechi tidies the house, she cleans the Master Bedroom, tidies up the bed that Oga and Madam slept in the previous night; she tidies the children's room; does the dishes from last night and prepares lunch for Madam who usually comes earlier than Oga.

On a blessed day, Oga came back to meet Madam sprawled on the sofa in the living room; she called out a welcome greeting to him but Nkechi was there to take his portfolio from him and took it into the Bedroom.

While Madam was still sprawled on the sofa, Nkechi ran the water and asked Oga to go take his bath.

Madam was still lying down on the sofa when the Oga came out of the room refreshed and wanted his dinner.

Oga:   Madam, can I have my dinner now?
Madam:  Nkechi, bring Oga's food
Madam:   Nkechi bring water for Oga to wash his hand
Madam:   Nkechi bring drinking water for Oga

Nkechi served the Oga and after eating his food, he spent some time in the sitting room with Madam and then told her that he was going in for the night.

She said she would be in later

When she finally came into the bed, Oga turned to hold her and she just exploded "What do you want to do now? eh?; you came in and saw me in the sitting room and you did not even bother to ask me what is happening with me; now you want to touch me? look I am so tired from my activities today and am not in the mood for anything."


What do you think of this Oga and Madam?

#DrJTF

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