The World We Live In

When a man has a good car it attracts more ladies to him.

When a lady has a good car it repels guys away from her. This is the world we live in.

A teenage boy impregnates his teenage girlfriend.

The girl drops out of school, the boy continues his education. This is the world we live in.

A guy catches his girlfriend with another guy, he fights his girlfriend.

A lady catches her guy with another lady, she fights the other lady. This is the world we live in.

The older a man becomes, the higher the number of ladies available for him.

The older a lady becomes the fewer the number of guys available for her. This is the world we live in.

A 76 year old man can still marry a 26 year old lady.

A 36 year old lady is tagged too old to get married. This is the world we live in.

A man divorces his wife today and the next day he is dating other ladies. Six months later he is married.

While the divorced woman is labeled a divorcee and remains single six years later. This is the world we live in.

A married man is caught in bed with another woman, his wife is asked to forgive him and move on.

A married woman is caught in bed with another man, the husband asks her to leave his house. This is the world we live in.

A man gets transferred by his company to another state, the entire family relocates with him.

The woman gets transferred to another state, she goes alone or resigns from the job. This is the world we live in.‎

If a man rises to be the CEO of the company, he got there by hard work and determination.

If a woman rises to be the CEO of the company, even if the staff are only women, she is suspected to get there by sleeping with the Board members. This is the world we live in.

Facts like these make some ladies angry at the world and channeling the anger towards men.

For me, that is not the right card to play.

Understanding the world you live in should help you play a better game.

She Caught Her Husband In The "A..." Act And Dazed Him

At a joint yesterday evening, a man came in with his girlfriend and ordered drinks and fish.

They were drinking and holding hands while the lady rested her head on the guy's shoulder.

They both were having fun, until a woman walked in with a baby not more than 4 months.

She dragged a chair and joined the man doing ROMANCE with his girlfriend.

The girl stared at the woman with surprise while the man was
dumbfounded. Immediately both of them lost their appetite

Then the woman called the Bar attendants "please give me a bottle of malt and Fresh fish" and they served her.

Then her baby started crying, she put him on her breast and continued eating.

She now called the bar attendant to call people in the kitchen which he did, then she ordered for two fresh fish (point & kill), they told her its N2,500 each, she ordered for two and also ordered for 3 full mortars of Isi-ewu @ N4,000 each.

They prepared and packaged all for her.

She then ordered for 7 cans of malt which they gave her.

All this while the man was scared that the woman would create a Scene at the joint, while the girl he came with was no longer comfortable.

When she was about to go, the bar man said "Please madam your
money" and she replied "My husband here will pay".

She quietly dropped her baby on her husband's laps and went with her Goodies home to meet her other 6 children for whom she told her husband that it would be their dinner.

People there started laughing and talking, while the girl now fully ashamed quietly left the joint with head bowed.

The man then asked for the bill, which obviously was more than what he has in his wallet.

He was however lucky to have ATM card which he gave to the bar attendant to withdraw money. When the guy came back, he settled the bill and left there in SHAME.

On getting him with the crying baby, guess what happened???

Just guess!!!

Protest can be done in a peaceful manner and the full aim and impact achieved.

The woman didn't make noise, but her actions effectively spoke for her.

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21 ways you can make your husband not to sleep without having you beside him 

Trust me he can never cheat on you if you apply all these......

1. Discover his favourite pet name and call him by that.

2. Allow him exercise his authority as the head of the family.

3. Do not challenge him when he is hurt.

4. Be silent when he is angry, you can go back to him and explain why you behaved that way that annoyed him.

5. Be quick to say "I am sorry dear" whenever you offend him, insist on his forgiveness and kiss him when he does.

6. Speak good of him before his friends and siblings.

7. Honor his mother.

8. Insist that he buys gift to his parents and so be sure that he will do save for your parents.

9. Surprise him with his favourite dish especially when he has no enough money at hand.

10. Do not allow maid to serve him food when you are at home, because you may loose him to the maid.

11. Give him warm reception with embrace when he returns, collect his luggage and help unclothe him.

For All Wives

This is specially for wives and intending wives; as it may save you the risk of having a stroke and high BP.

1. Most Men cannot have sex exclusively with just one woman, for the rest of their lives.

2. Men are created with varied sexual appetite, some men can do without sex for a year, others cannot do without sex for a week.

3. A man who's madly in love with one woman can still have sex with other women but still love his 'woman'.

4. Some of the best husbands have concubines or mistresses, these extra marital affairs play a role in keeping the man sane and free of sexual tensions, especially during mid-life crises.

5. If your man is just having sex with some sweet sexy teen or babe, DO NOT WORRY. But, if your man starts? making midnight calls and exchanging text messages with another lady at odd hours, BE VERY WORRIED.

6. Before you choose your man, ensure he believes in AIDs, STDs and protected sex. That way, chances are that he will not bring HIV and other STDs into your life.

7. Most chronic wife beaters are faithful husbands, they hardly have extra marital affairs.

8. Most 'extra' loving husbands have concubines, these concubines keep the man abreast on new ways of making women happy.

9. Your man's mistress or concubine is most times not interested in you or your home. She has already seen your pictures and those of your kids via your hubby's phone. She and your hubby just have a sexual understanding or partnership which helps both deal with peculiar individual issues.

10. As a woman, if you go all out in a bid to catch your husband red-handed cheating, you WILL succeed. Then what next? If you listen hard to your domestic servants in their private discussions, you will certainly hear them insult you, so why listen?

11. Judge your man by his responsibilities towards you and the kids, and NOT by who he's giving 'doggie style' to in the office.