Now You Think That You Have Family Complications? Read This!

Two men at a bus stop started a conversation.

One of them kept complaining of family complications

.

Finally, the other man says, "You think you have familycomplications?"

Listen to my situation..

A few years ago I met a young widow with a grown-up daughter and we got married and her daughter became my stepdaughter

Later, my dad married my stepdaughter. 

That made my stepdaughter to become my step-mom and my dad became my stepson-in- law.

Also my wife became mom-in-law to her dad-in-law.

Then my wife's daughter, my step-mom, had a son. This boy

was my half-brother 'cause he was my dad's son, but he was

also the son of my wife's daughter, which made him my

wife's grandson.

That made me the grandfather of my half-brother. 

This was nothing until my wife and I had a son.

Now, the half-sister of my son, my stepmom, is also the grandmom.

My dad is the bro-in-law of my child, who is the stepbrother of

my dad's wife!

Do you still think that you have family complications?

Compiled by:  Emmanuel Chimaobi Anyanwu

One Word For This Man???

There was this man who was so handsome but very poor.

He opined that the woman he would like to marry need not have to be beautiful, knowledgeable, good natured…., but only had to possess money.

The locals, who knew of his nature, were not willing to let him marry any girl from amongst them. So he went to different places looking for a bride.

In a distant town, he met a rich man.

He got a proposal to marry one of the rich man’s daughters. The rich man said, ‘I have a daughter who is twenty years old. If you marry her, I shall give you half-a-million dollars as dowry. I have another daughter who is twenty five years old and if you marry her, the dowry will be one million dollars. There is a third daughter who is thirty years old – and the dowry for her is two million dollars.’

As the rich man increased the age of the bride, the dowry amount went up correspondingly and he became very excited. He asked, ‘Do you have any daughter who is fifty years old and still unmarried?’

What do you think of this man?

#DrJTF