Hilarious Thoughts To Think Over Again

Here are some funny thoughts that will make you want to think again... 

1.) Why isn't ''phonetics'' spelt exactly the way it sounds?

 2.) Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes? 

3.) Why are cigarettes sold in some gas stations when smoking is prohibited there? 

4.) If you cant drink and drive then why do bars have parking spaces? 

5.) If some businesses say they are open 24 hours throughout the week, then why do they still have doors and locks? 

6.) If some shopping centres say they are reducing the prices everyday, then why hasn't any item gone for free yet? 

7.) What will happen if you turn on your headlights while driving faster than the speed of light? 

8.) Why do packages say ''open here?'' Why does any say ''open somewhere else?''

9.) Why isnt ''palindrome'' spelt the same way backwards? 

10.) Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called SHIPMENT but when you transport something by ship, it's called CARGO? 

11.) You know that little indestructible blackbox used on planes? Why cant they make the whole plane out of the same substance since its indestructible? 

12.) Why is it called a TV ''set'' when you only get one? 

13.) Why does the nose run and the foot smells? 

14.) Why is it that whether you ''sit-up'' or ''sit-down'' the result still remains the same? 

15.) Why is it called a ''building'' when it has already been built? 

16.) Why do they call it ''apartments'' when they are all stuck together? 

17.) Why do Flammable and Inflammable mean the same thing? 

18.) Why is the word ''Monosyllabic'' five syllables? 

19.) Why is the word ''abbreviation'' so long? 

20.) Why are they called ''stands'' when they are meant for sitting? 

21.) Why does one get in trouble for WRECKless driving? 

22.) Why does ''slow-up'' and ''slow-down'' mean the same thing? 

23.) Why is it that when two cars almost hit each other, it is called a ''near miss?'' Shouldn't it be called a ''near hit?''

24.) Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injection? 

25.) How do you know its ''new and improved'' dog food?

26.) If the front of your car says ''DODGE'' do you really need a horn? 

27.) How come ''wrong numbers'' are never busy? 

28.) If corn-oil comes from corn and groundnut-oil comes 4rom groundnut, where does baby-oil come from? 

29.) How did a fool and his money GET together? 

30.) What would we have to called the color Orange if it wasn't a fruit? 

31.) If someone with multiple personality threatens to kill him self, is it considered as a Hostage Situation? 

32.) Is there another word for synonym? 

33.) Isn't it a bit scary that doctors call what they do ''practice.'' 

34.) Why do many cemetries increase their bills and blame it on the cost of living?

35.) Isn't Laughing Stock - cattles with sense of humor. ...hmm